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2 the right, 2 the right
06.28.07 Filed in: Tissues /
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Not 2 compare my new home of Miami with my old home of NYC, but....
the drivers here SUK.
and that’s really saying something cause in NYC the cabbies are CRAAAAZY.
so i thought i would bitch and moan at the following few, and if u are one of the offenders, get your shia together and be a lil more considerate...please...
1. BLINKERS are there for a reason...
the rest of us have no idea that u are slowing down to turn, because u have not let us now this by putting on ur blinker...u SUK...please change this.
2. “2 the right, 2 the right...”
if u are going less than 70, get ur slow ass out of the fast lane (the left lane). There is an unwritten code in the USA, as the lanes move from Left 2 right, the speed expected of u decreases. In Europe however, where u can go any speed u wish and there is no speed limit...there are only 2 ways 2 get a ticket;
1=reckless driving and
2=going 2 slow in the left hand lane....
so MOVE IT 2 the right 2 the right. thanx.
3. If your doctor prescribed Glasses or contacts...
please use them so u can see where ur going.
4. If u need 2 use the cell phone, make it hands free or...
just make it later. u really are not as important as u think u are, and they can wait 10 minutes till u arrive at your destination for a call back.
5. Ladies and Drag’s...Do your makeup b4 u leave the house...
the rear view mirror is meant for u 2 view cars in the rear, not your face looking like a “rear end” prior 2 make-up. AND if your a natural beauty, use less or no make up and save all the Cow ligaments and shia that is totally gross that they put in makeup.
PS note (unrelated 2 driving, but) ...the new Doritoes flavor X-13D has Tarter sauce and beef flavorings on it...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
6. Sit Up Straight MF...
U aint kool, just cause ur seat is reclined all the way back while u drive...hello, u are using the steering wheel 2 hold u up enough so that u can see the road...wouldn’t it be better 2 have the support of the seat that is now 4 feet from your back touching the floor of the car...lol...
7. TV’s were made for home or the viewers in the BACK of the car...
not for u while ur driving...and since u would even consider this ur a silly person...start some meditation rituals or read a good book like...
The Assault on Reason: by Al Gore
Thanx u for forwarding this 2 all the bad drivers u know...spread the love
remember
“Ignorance is only bliss because u think u’r not ignorant”
