Quotes
Quote of the week
09.30.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Tom Hanks
Quote of the Week...Makin Babies
09.27.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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From the premier episode of
Knight Rider
TECH BOY
“Listen ZOE, I have advanced degrees in Applied Physics, Quantum Physics, Electrical and Mechanical Engineering, Chemistry as well as Discrete & Applied Mathematics...”
ZOE
“And i speak 9 Languages, we should make a baby...”
TECH BOY
“Really”
ZOE
“No”
TECH BOY
“Listen ZOE, I have advanced degrees in Applied Physics, Quantum Physics, Electrical and Mechanical Engineering, Chemistry as well as Discrete & Applied Mathematics...”
ZOE
“And i speak 9 Languages, we should make a baby...”
TECH BOY
“Really”
ZOE
“No”
Kanye West Is GAy...ok, maybe not..BUT...
09.17.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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QUOTE OF THE
WEEK
“You know how many people came to me calling me gay ‘cause I wear my jeans the fresh way? Or because I said, “Hey, dude, how you gonna say “fag” right in front of a gay dude’s face and act like that’s OK?’ That shit is disrespectful.”
HIs latest Hot Song From The VMA’s (better live)
“You know how many people came to me calling me gay ‘cause I wear my jeans the fresh way? Or because I said, “Hey, dude, how you gonna say “fag” right in front of a gay dude’s face and act like that’s OK?’ That shit is disrespectful.”
HIs latest Hot Song From The VMA’s (better live)
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
08.30.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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Good advice is something a man gives when
he is too old to set a bad example.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Thinking can be Dangerous (for some)
08.14.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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I think
we agree, the past is over.
George W Bush
I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.
George W Bush
I think war is a dangerous place.
George W Bush
I understand small business growth. I was one.
George W Bush
George W Bush
I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.
George W Bush
I think war is a dangerous place.
George W Bush
I understand small business growth. I was one.
George W Bush
Quote Of The Week
08.12.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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Nature is perfect because it does not serve
itself.
-Lao Tzu
-Lao Tzu
Quote Of The Week
08.03.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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Right Now, at
this very moment, we have a mind,
which is all the basic equipment we need to achieve complete happiness.
-the 14th Dalai Lama
which is all the basic equipment we need to achieve complete happiness.
-the 14th Dalai Lama
Quote Of The Week
02.22.08 Filed in: Tissues /
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-from Charlene on the Nick At Night Show...Designing Women
“I asked this Northern woman, ‘Where y’all from?’ And she said, ‘I’m from a place where we don’t end sentences with prepositions.’ So I said ‘OK, where y’all from, bitch?’”
